Wax Man

No, this time he’s just gone too far.

That NY pol, noted of late for the unsolicited tweeting of marital photos to co-eds. That in itself seems beyond the Pale, but, hey, guys are guys, right? Sort of kind of immature, flashing one’s self around like that, but it’s a confusing age, is all that we can say.

But a man who has to shave twice a day, this hairless? Seems unlikely. Dude’s waxing. Hey, to each his own, and who wants to look like he’s wearing a sweater made out of Brillo Pad. But why so extreme? A little verisimilitude might be nice. Maybe just a trim? — a little artful shaping? Manscaping? Cuz this is … it’s … just unamerican, is what it is. Unseemly. Point being, why the shame, Mr. Weiner? We aren’t born this way, baby, we grow into it.

Doubt it? Object lessons:

Not so pretty, eh? Hair, no hair … alien, vampire, mutant, zombie, disease-ridden freak … be what you are. Think about it. Then, not only in your body, but in your character,

Be excellent.